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GOING NOWHERE FAST Podcast!

Entertainment Enthusiast, Gaming Guru, Comedy & Cannabis Connoisseur, spiritual guide, shamanic healer...sort of. All I have ever wanted to do was share my comedy with the world, let people behind the curtain and into the madhouse. I love gadgets, tech, scifi, science, anime, I love it all! I am also a huge believer in medical marijuana and for good reason. I am currently on disability due to a severe injury I sustained several years ago. That injury led me down a dark road of pain killers and serious health issues. I have also been diagnosed with severe anxiety. Maybe thats why I prefer to stay in the studio communicating via podcast and social media. I hope to help educate people about medical marijuana so I will do a biweekly review of several Medical Marijuana strains from local dispensaries on the show to update and educate people on the uses and benefits of the various types of cannabis available. I hope you come in a give it a listen just remember...were all a little mad here.
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Welcome to my Blog/Podcast Webpage

I am your average procrastinating entertainment enthusiast, gaming guru, comedy connoisseur, spiritual guide, shamanic healer...sort of fuck I don't know at this point.  This podcast is about my life and whats on my mind and believe me that can take us anywhere from Hardcore Gaming to the meaning of life to whats on Hulu.  I will do a bi-weekly review of a Medical Marijuana strain from one of the various local dispensaries to update and educate people on the use and benefits of the different types of medicinal cannabis available.

Jan 30, 2017
GNFpodcast Time Crystals and Rabies

 

 

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Time Crystals and Rabies...vampire bats...mysteries from around the world and some fucked up shit that is going on right now! Grab some dank weed, light up, kick back and lets do this!

Thank you all for taking the time to watch and listen and a special thanks to all who comment and sub, I couldn't do this without you.

To watch the Video version check out my youtube channel at the link below

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuBYNPxO2UdGhGL2uDbfNsA 

Jan 18, 2017
GNFpodcast

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Is the Hollow Earth real? If so, what the hell is down there? Today we discuss...

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Nov 8, 2016
GNFpodcast

Hello friends and strangers!

Harvest is over and were back at the show!  I hope you all had a lovely trim and are ready to sit back, relax, and smoke with us as we recant the tale of the troubled trailer and the Turkish mountains.  We also talk about the upcoming Arizona Project but that will be covered in its own show next week because I'm flying out there to do the podcast from the event.  

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Jul 25, 2016
Reality and Stranger Things on weed

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This week on the podcast I talk about the very nature of reality with my pal Padre Typhus because of my new favorite show on Netflix - Stranger Things! I highly recommend you check it out!

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stay lit stonerfam

Jul 25, 2016
 Pokemon GO and the CIA on weed in Canada

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Whats up everyone! Welcome to another episode of GNFpodcast. This week I talk about some tin foil shit with pokemon go as well as a few interesting stories I came across this week! Be sure to leave a LIKE and SUBSCRIBE!

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stay lit stonerfam

Jul 8, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 65

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Today I was joined by PadreTyphus to talk about some of the stuff going on in California and around the world. Tonight we focused on some of the weed laws AUMA hopes to bring in and some more pros and cons...we're still leaning towards a no vote.

Then we talk about the police shootings that took place this week...

Want to see more of my buddy PadreTyphus follow the link
The Cannabis Cathedral

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stay lit stonerfam

Jul 1, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 63

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Welcome to the crazy fuck all podcast we call Going Nowhere Fast aka GNFpodcast! This week Jerry and myself smoke some good bud, take a few dabs, and talk about the vote on Marijuana in Nov...and some other shit too!
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#stonerfam stay lit!

Jun 24, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 62

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It's P- P- P- Piper back again for MORE DABS!!! Hope you all join us this week for some good conversation and great smoke!

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Jun 11, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 61

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Welcome back everyone for another episode of Going Nowhere Fast, where Jerry and I discuss the highs and lows of the week and what is going on in the California Cannabis scene. This week we headed out to the City of Trees Smokeout and had a blast. I thought we would share the VIP gift bag you get for $40 and includes admission. Please like and subscribe for more!

to see my buddy Padre Typhus and I doing some gaming check out his channel
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Jun 3, 2016

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Angry Jerry and I are back for another episode of Going Nowhere Fast Podcast and we talk about a little bit of everything going on right now, even the Gorilla. Grab some weed and settle in. Leave a like and Subscribe for more!

Sorry about the sound only in the left channel, I've fixed it for next week.

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May 28, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 60

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It's finally another episode of GNFpodcast...Today we talk all things Cannabis, gaming, and anime with my guest Padre Typhus from the Cannabis Cathedral channel on youtube. Grab whatever you're smoking and join the circle! Don't forget to like & subscribe for more!

Find and subscribe to Padre Typhus here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrkGHMeWlcD1IWFSvxCBPCg

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Peace #stonerfam

May 20, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 59

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It's finally another episode of GNFpodcast...sorry I've been sick lately and it was bad there for a bit so I wasn't able to get on here and record anything. Rest comfortably now because angry Jerry and I are back and ready to sit down for a nice smoke out session with you and talk about whats been going on with Going Nowhere Fast! Don't forget to like & subscribe for more!

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May 6, 2016
GNFpodcast - Arthurs Episode

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Here is the audio version of the full video recording of yesterdays GNFpodcast with myself and Angry Jerry. This episode is dedicated to my good friend Arthur who is in ICU right now fighting for his life. He is a terminal patient and Veteran and today we blaze for him! If you've payed attention to the last few podcasts you know this is the video you need to like and comment on to be entered to win the giveaway.

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE ---> https://youtu.be/lAUNCOclk8o 

Stay lifted!

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Apr 22, 2016
No GNFpodcast today

Hi stonerfam!  As some of you know I had quite the uphill battle this week in the hospital.  Fortunately I'm back at home and on the mend! Unfortunately I was not in the position to make a podcast this week but will do my best to make it up to you all with a special show later this week where angry Jerry and I will be doing a nice give away for some lucky listener!  So stay tuned!

 

 

Apr 15, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 57

This week on GNFpodcast

I'm joined by my friend and recording artist @imbiggq on IG and we talk about what's coming up at #hempconsf16 watch for us out at Hempcon ON Saturday!  If you would like any products featured for review on the podcast or stonerrtv and have a booth out at Hempcon Saturday DM me!

Check out his album here

https://soundcloud.com/imbigq916

 

Chameleon Glass is celebrating their 25th Anniversary!  Remember code GNF10 to save!

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Huge Chameleon Glass Giveaway DAILY PRIZE: To be a one of the 25 daily winners in our contest all you have to do is use on your favorite social networking site – and we’ll randomly choose a winner each day. Daily winners will receive the limited edition mini beaker water pipe – for free – shipped to you. GRAND PRIZE: A wicked custom piece made in collaboration by four of our renowned glassblowers, valued at $2500! This piece is still being created, but what we can tell you is that it’ll be a water pipe/rig coming straight from our hot shop, and one of a kind. We’ll have live Facebook feeds, and Periscopes of the boys creating this masterpiece, so if you want a sneak peek at this beast in-the-making, be sure to like us and check out our Facebook page over the next month. For a chance to win the grand prize, all you need to do is to upload a picture of your favorite Chameleon Glass product to your a social network and include the hashtag, . Worry not – you or your face is NOT required in the photo – just a pic of your Chameleon glass and the correct hashtag. Don’t forget to use , and remember that creativity counts. 

Apr 8, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 56

It's a beautiful day for a wake and bake!  Grab your weed and some snacks, settle in...you're going nowhere fast...  See you at the event tonight! 

remember to add my pal @courtneyg420 on twitter for some great updates out of new Amsterdam aka Denver!

https://twitter.com/courtneyg420

 

Chameleon Glass is celebrating their 25th Anniversary!  Remember code GNF10 to save!

www.chameleonglass.com 

Huge Chameleon Glass Giveaway DAILY PRIZE: To be a one of the 25 daily winners in our contest all you have to do is use on your favorite social networking site – and we’ll randomly choose a winner each day. Daily winners will receive the limited edition mini beaker water pipe – for free – shipped to you. GRAND PRIZE: A wicked custom piece made in collaboration by four of our renowned glassblowers, valued at $2500! This piece is still being created, but what we can tell you is that it’ll be a water pipe/rig coming straight from our hot shop, and one of a kind. We’ll have live Facebook feeds, and Periscopes of the boys creating this masterpiece, so if you want a sneak peek at this beast in-the-making, be sure to like us and check out our Facebook page over the next month. For a chance to win the grand prize, all you need to do is to upload a picture of your favorite Chameleon Glass product to your a social network and include the hashtag, . Worry not – you or your face is NOT required in the photo – just a pic of your Chameleon glass and the correct hashtag. Don’t forget to use , and remember that creativity counts. 

Apr 1, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 55

Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast podcast!  It's been an exciting week and we have a lot to talk about in a limited time!  This week we talk about the ongoing struggle for legalization.  A reality check for extraction artists in Cali & of course Jerry and I smoke some weed!

 

City of Trees Smokeout this Friday the 8th with special guest George Jung!  Be sure to add @cityoftreessmokeoutllc on IG so you can DM him your ID and REC!  

 

I talk about some of the upcoming events such as Hempcon and the new True Rest spa I'll be checking out sometime soon for a float experience! 

 

Chameleon Glass is celebrating their 25th Anniversary!  Remember code GNF10 to save!

Huge Chameleon Glass Giveaway DAILY PRIZE: To be a one of the 25 daily winners in our contest all you have to do is use on your favorite social networking site – and we’ll randomly choose a winner each day. Daily winners will receive the limited edition mini beaker water pipe – for free – shipped to you. GRAND PRIZE: A wicked custom piece made in collaboration by four of our renowned glassblowers, valued at $2500! This piece is still being created, but what we can tell you is that it’ll be a water pipe/rig coming straight from our hot shop, and one of a kind. We’ll have live Facebook feeds, and Periscopes of the boys creating this masterpiece, so if you want a sneak peek at this beast in-the-making, be sure to like us and check out our Facebook page over the next month. For a chance to win the grand prize, all you need to do is to upload a picture of your favorite Chameleon Glass product to your a social network and include the hashtag, . Worry not – you or your face is NOT required in the photo – just a pic of your Chameleon glass and the correct hashtag. Don’t forget to use , and remember that creativity counts. 

Mar 25, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 54

 

 

Get excited...

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside...You gotta take a stand it don't help to hide!  If you hurt my friends, then you hurt my pride!  I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide... I am real American!!!!  

Whats up stoners!!  It's another episode of Going Nowhere Fast and its going to be a great day!  Today we talk about the crazy shit going on around the world right now, smoke some weed, and celebrate the Hulksters sweet legdrop victory over Gawker!  

We are headed out to the best pop up in Sacto tonight, The City of Trees Smokeout!  Hope to see you all out there tonight!  Be sure to add the new IG to get on the list @cityoftreessmokeoutllc on IG

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Mar 18, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 53

This week has been a non stop pain in my ass, so I'm glad its Friday!  It's another episode of Going Nowhere Fast, and this week I was joined once again by my long time friend and regular on the show angry Jerry!  We shoot the shit, smoke some weed, and just have a good time.  I hope you join us, it's a long one!  If you enjoy the show share it with someone on your social media!

Don't forget City of Trees Smokeout tonight Friday the 25th! 

Be sure to add @Bossladyedibles & @Sacramentostoner on Instagram for more details and to get on pop up session lists!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs and use code GNF10 to SAVE! 

 

Mar 11, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 52

Welcome to the latest and greatest episode of Going Nowhere Fast!  It's a special Birthday Episode!  Shout out to my buddy Drew aka Sacramentostoner, lets get blazed in his honor tonight at the city of trees smokeout!  

This week I bring you some news from around the states about where we are with Cannabis Legislation and then I bitch about stupid people for a while, smoke some weed and talk about the upcoming 420 Games, plus a lot more!  If you enjoy the show share it with someone on your social media!

Don't forget City of Trees Smokeout tonight Friday the 11th! 

Be sure to add @Bossladyedibles & @Sacramentostoner on Instagram for more details and to get on pop up session lists!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs and use code GNF10 to SAVE! 



Mar 7, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 51

Hello and Welcome to a special Monday edition of Going Nowhere Fast!

 As most of you probably read, or noticed I had no new episode on Friday, and that was because I burnt the studio to the ground in an amazing weed fire!  Not really...I had some of my equipment go out and needed to replace some and fix others...  Either way im hoping I am back up and running!  

Check out my new GNF YouTube Videos!

Big shout out to my homie BiggQ the one and only fuckin Mayor of Highville is who you heard at the beginning of the show!  Check him out on YouTube & IG

Be on the look out for our new show premiering on StonerrTV via Roku 

 

 Don't forget City of Trees Smokeout this Friday the 11th! 

Be sure to add @Bossladyedibles & @Sacramentostoner on Instagram for more details and to get on pop up session lists!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs and use code GNF10 to SAVE! 



Feb 26, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 50

What's up everyone?  Looks like we survived another week!  Today on the cast I smoke some killer Flo from DJ Short dropped off by Serenity Farms Inc and have a guest join me in studio.  I tell you what's weird in the news, where the action is this Friday night, and get lit as fuck in the process! Hope you enjoy!

 

Be sure to add @Bossladyedibles & @Sacramentostoner on Instagram for more details and to get on pop up session lists!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs and use code GNF10 to SAVE! 



Feb 19, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 49

What's up my friends it is Friday and that means it's another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!  On todays episode I spread some Weed for Warriors awareness, smoke some dank weed, and talk about the upcoming Port City Smokeout event plus more!

Be sure to add @Bossladyedibles & @Sacramentostoner on Instagram for more details and to get on the list!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs and use code GNF10 to save!



Feb 12, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 48

Crazy muthafucka named Cannabis. THC, conservatives can't handle it. When we show out, we gon' smoke out, flick a lighter, and dabs gon' choke out.

Welcome to another episode of

Going Nowhere Fast!
 

I review some dank cannabis and do some space talk.  Also what's coming up in the next few weeks on the podcast. A dipshit terrorist claims the title of "this motherfucker" for the week...and SCIENCE!

I talk about tonights event down in Sacramento the City of Trees Smokeout!  Be sure to add @Bossladyedibles & @Sacramentostoner on Instagram for more details and to get on the list!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs and use code GNF10 to save!



Feb 5, 2016

Whats up everyone, its been a long but productive week and I'm back with a new episode for you guys to enjoy!  Today I got a little bit distracted by a couple of shitty people and decided to do a special early V-Day segment of This Motherfucker but being that it was special I decided to hold both parties accountable and went with "these motherfuckers"

I talk about the awesome fact that I'll be starting to do more video podcasts for those of you that want to see all the action face to face.  Ill be starting with the glorious City of Trees Smokeout in Sacramento on the 12th which means the podcast will probably air on saturday the next morning.  Big thanks to BossLadyEdibles for inviting the show down to air the event!  If youre local be sure to follow @cityoftreessmokeout on Instagram and send a picture of your prop 215 and ID to get on the list!  DABS DABS DABS!!!  AND MORE DABS!!!!

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