Entertainment Enthusiast, Gaming Guru, Comedy & Cannabis Connoisseur, spiritual guide, shamanic healer...sort of. All I have ever wanted to do was share my comedy with the world, let people behind the curtain and into the madhouse. I love gadgets, tech, scifi, science, anime, I love it all! I am also a huge believer in medical marijuana and for good reason. I am currently on disability due to a severe injury I sustained several years ago. That injury led me down a dark road of pain killers and serious health issues. I have also been diagnosed with severe anxiety. Maybe thats why I prefer to stay in the studio communicating via podcast and social media. I hope to help educate people about medical marijuana so I will do a biweekly review of several Medical Marijuana strains from local dispensaries on the show to update and educate people on the uses and benefits of the various types of cannabis available. I hope you come in a give it a listen just remember...were all a little mad here.
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Welcome to my Blog/Podcast Webpage

I am your average procrastinating entertainment enthusiast, gaming guru, comedy connoisseur, spiritual guide, shamanic healer...sort of fuck I don't know at this point.  This podcast is about my life and whats on my mind and believe me that can take us anywhere from Hardcore Gaming to the meaning of life to whats on Hulu.  I will do a bi-weekly review of a Medical Marijuana strain from one of the various local dispensaries to update and educate people on the use and benefits of the different types of medicinal cannabis available.

Apr 24, 2015
Green Achers is the place to be

Like the title says Green Achers Patients Alliance is the place to be!

 This week I review all kinds of bud from my friends at Green Achers and determine a top 3!  

I Tell a story as old as time the struggle of life and death between man and beast!  

We bring it to an end with Fun Good Time Friday a musical portion of the show.  I hope you all enjoy and encourage you to comment and question...  I love the feedback!  

Remember to check out and download the Periscope app from twitter inc and follow me on there as well.

This podcast is sponsored by Chameleon Glass a family owned and operated manufacturer and distributor of high quality glass smoking accessories, designed and manufactured by some of the most talented glass blowers in the United States

as always we appreciate all donations and sincerely appreciate all the local support from friends and family and the fans and look forward to starting our video podcast  and youtube channel videos and events.

Apr 22, 2015
Green Achers is the place to be!

Holy shit mmmmhmmm this week we had some straight fire donated to us at Going Nowhere Fast from a sick little collective delivery service in the Sacramento area Green Achers Patients Alliance!  I love the play on words but even more than their sense of humor I loved their medicine and im going to tell you all about it on this weeks Procrastination Nation couch lock strain review hour so get your smoke, get your tools, grab your friends, turn the podcast up and lets get lifted cause you're Going Nowhere FAST!

Apr 20, 2015
420 Special Announcements

Hey everyone 4/20 is upon us all and we must be ready!  This is for all you procrastinators, a last minute update on whats going down across the usa for 4/20!!!  Once again thanks for listening and please share if you enjoy! 




Apr. 17: Cannabliss Music Festival; Melbourne, FL

Apr. 18-19: 420 Rally; Civic Center, Denver, CO (Rick Ross headlining on 4/19)

Apr. 19: Festival 64; The 1up Colfax, Denver, CO

Apr. 18-20: Sweetwater 420 Fest; Centennial Olympic Park, Atlanta, GA

Apr. 20: Smokeout Vancouver; Vancouver Art Gallery, Vancouver, BC

Apr. 20: 420 Toronto 2015: Dundas Square, Toronto, ON

Apr. 20: Orange County NORML 4/20 Fundraiser; Giovanni’s Pizza, Fullerton, CA

Apr. 20: 420Fest; Factory Luxe, Seattle, WA

Apr. 20: Culture Magazine 420 Party; Malone’s Bar & Grill, Santa Ana, CA

Apr. 20: 420 Festival 2015; Infinity’s End, Charlotte, NC (three store locations)

Apr. 20: 12th Annual SeedleSs 420 Party; House of Blues, San Diego, CA

Apr. 20: Ventura 420 Fest; Crave, Ventura, CA (benefit for ASA)

Apr. 25: The 420 Festival; High Desert Event Center, Victorville, CA

Music (12)

Apr. 17-18, 20: Berner; The Catalyst, Santa Cruz, CA

Apr. 18: Barrington Levy; Casselman’s, Denver, CO

Apr. 18: SOJA, Nas and JBoog; Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Morrison, CO

Apr. 18: CloneAPalooza’s 420 Smoker Tour; Studio Seven, Seattle, WA

Apr. 18: Indy Mojo’s 420 Tent Party; Mousetrap Bar & Grill; Indianapolis, IN

Apr. 19: The Smokers Club 2nd Annual 4/20 Show; Terminal 5, New York, NY

Apr. 19-20: Method Man & Redman, Cypress Hill, Collie Buddz and more; Cervantes’ Masterpiece Ballroom, Denver, CO

Apr. 20: Snoop Dogg‘s 2nd Annual Wellness Retreat, featuring 2 Chainz and A$AP Rocky; Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre, Englewood, CO

Apr. 20: Kottonmouth Kings; Senator Theater, Chico, CA

Apr. 20: Xhibit and Mack 10; City of Angels Boxing, Los Angeles, CA

Apr. 20: Infected Mushroom; Revolution Concert House, Garden City, ID

Apr. 20: Wacka Flocka Flame; Webster Hall, NY

Comedy (5)

Apr. 17: Joe Rogan; Manhattan Center, New York, NY

Apr. 18: Bill Maher; Hult Center, Eugene, OR

Apr. 18-19: Doug Benson; Cobb’s Comedy Club, San Francisco, CA

Apr. 19: Bill Maher; Civic Auditorium, Santa Cruz, CA


Apr. 20: Doug Benson; Comedy Works, Denver, CO


Apr 17, 2015

We get a little weird as 4/20 sneeks up on us all!  This week I have the Empress of Hashtag Shenanagins from twitter @Breezypuffs and we talk everything 4/20!  Check out the new Periscope app by twitter and also introduce WeedHorn the first all marijuana based news and events website for medical and recreational users!  Once again this podcast is brought to you by Chameleon Glass!  Check them out at or on twitter @chameleonusa and thanks for listening please share!

Apr 10, 2015
Welcome to the Danger Zone!

Going nowhere fast episode #4

I hate corrupt cops and lunchroom crime but love crazy Italian combat style rugby and good Cannabis!  This week I review some strains from Serenity Farms Inc and bitch about things beyond my control...  I also talk about everyones favorite upcoming High-liday 4/20 and some sweet contests you can win serious swag from!  So sit back, spark up, raise a glass, roll a whatever gets you in the mood cause you're going nowhere fast!

Apr 3, 2015
New episode of GNWF podcast with guest Ken Kulow from Chameleon Glass

Welcome to the procrastination nation!  This is episode #2 of Going Nowhere Fast with me @primetimeguru from twitter and my guest owner of Chameleon Glass the best american made glass pipes and bongs and rigs oh my!  I talk about Biohackers my midlife crisis and everything glass in this episode!