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GOING NOWHERE FAST Podcast!

Entertainment Enthusiast, Gaming Guru, Comedy & Cannabis Connoisseur, spiritual guide, shamanic healer...sort of. All I have ever wanted to do was share my comedy with the world, let people behind the curtain and into the madhouse. I love gadgets, tech, scifi, science, anime, I love it all! I am also a huge believer in medical marijuana and for good reason. I am currently on disability due to a severe injury I sustained several years ago. That injury led me down a dark road of pain killers and serious health issues. I have also been diagnosed with severe anxiety. Maybe thats why I prefer to stay in the studio communicating via podcast and social media. I hope to help educate people about medical marijuana so I will do a biweekly review of several Medical Marijuana strains from local dispensaries on the show to update and educate people on the uses and benefits of the various types of cannabis available. I hope you come in a give it a listen just remember...were all a little mad here.
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Welcome to my Blog/Podcast Webpage

I am your average procrastinating entertainment enthusiast, gaming guru, comedy connoisseur, spiritual guide, shamanic healer...sort of fuck I don't know at this point.  This podcast is about my life and whats on my mind and believe me that can take us anywhere from Hardcore Gaming to the meaning of life to whats on Hulu.  I will do a bi-weekly review of a Medical Marijuana strain from one of the various local dispensaries to update and educate people on the use and benefits of the different types of medicinal cannabis available.

Jan 29, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 46

Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!

We're going to smoke some fire Cannabis & pregame for tonights City of Trees Smokeout session down in Sacramento.  Be sure to add @cityoftreessmokeout on IG and send your prop 215 rec and ID in a msg to get on the list!

We talk about how badass mankind really is and whats going on with the Cosmos.  Plus wtf is going on in the news this week!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs and use code GNF10 to save on all your purchases!

Jan 22, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 45

Whats up my friends it is Friday and that means it's another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!  This week it's all Endocannabinoid all the time plus some Sacramento night life news!  I throw down a virtual smoke session and talk about one of my most intense psychedelic experiences.  

For City of Trees Smokeout contact @sacramentostoner or @cityoftreessmokeout on Instagram to get the location & on the list!

Here is a link to my buddy MK_Ultra's Blunt Reviews 

Last but not least please visit our friends Chameleon Glass and use the code GNF10 to save on any purchase! 

Jan 15, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 44

Keeping the notes short on this one!  I wanted to talk about some interesting opinions on how we perceive life and death and then I head out to another city of trees even in Sacramento to see where all the good is at this month!

Please visit our good friends over at www.chameleonglass.com use code GNF10 to save!

 

all the credit for bringing us closer to Jeff Goldbloom goes to the warp zone! 

Jan 8, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode  43

Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast! I talk a little bit of California Cannabis news, some time travel discussion, and what's going on around the world that made the internet right now!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs!

Jan 1, 2016
GNFpodcast - Episode 42

Happy New Years everyone!  This week I wrap up 2015 with where we are in the wonderful world of Marijuana legislation, and where we go from here!

Then we dump the negative with a cannabis friendly meditation sesh with my buddys from the power thought club on youtube.

I tell you about some interesting facts I learned that sound like bullshit but are 100% true!  Then we talk about some interesting and mysterious places that science can't explain!

I was quite lit myself smoking on some wonderful white buffalo from Mendos Meds!  Add me on IG @GNFpodcast to see it for yourself! 

Also please visit our sponsor and good friends at www.chameleonglass.com right now while supplies last use code Holiday420 with any $50 purchase and recieve a Medtainer Pen kit with all kinds of goodies a $100 value in itself! 

As always leave a comment if you feel like it stay lifted!

Dec 25, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 41

Saturnalia: The shady Origins of Christmas past

Merry Christmas everyone!  Lets light up and talk about where Christmas really fucking comes from!  It's some crazy shit but you'll find out soon enough.  GNF is back on Itunes so subscribe and if you feel like leaving a comment do it, if not it's cool.

 

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs! 

Dec 20, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 40

Hello everyone welcome to another podcast, the 40th podcast!  Holy shit...  Well we celebrate by heading to the amazing City of Trees Smokeout in Sacramento!  I had a great time, we came up with a ton of toys for UC Davis!  Huge shout out to BossLady Edibles and J & J concentrates and last but not least Chameleon Glass for making the toy drive possible!  Thank you!  The show is back on itunes so please subscribe, rate, and review if you feel like doing so because it helps me out fam!  Stay Lifted, see you next week.  

Please take a minute to head over to www.chameleonglass.com and take a look at all the heady glass on sale!  Use code GNF10 to save even more

Dec 11, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 39

Warning!  This podcast was recorded on my birthday as such there is very little rhyme or reason behind this episode.  I hope you'll all join me for a nice smoke out and get a laugh out of the absurdity that takes place!  Please take a minute to head over to www.chameleonglass.com and use code GNF10 to save 10%

 

Don't forget to add @sacramentostoner and @cityoftreessmokeout on Instagram and come down to the Event on Dec 19th! 

Dec 4, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 38

Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!  This week I talk about my adventures down at the City of Trees Smokeout session down in Sacramento.  I had so much fun down there I decided to go back down to the next event on Dec 19th!  Make sure you come down and say hi, I'll be recording a podcast live from the event and not just that,  I'll be handing out early Xmas presents from our amazing friends over at Chameleon Glass!  All you have to do is add Cityoftreessmokeout on Instagram and send your prop 215 script and pic of ID to get on the list!

I also talk about some of the crazy shit going on around the world right now in the news, and last but not least, we smoke up a super fat joint of SFV and a few dabs of 9lb hammer from relax_extracts and some bomb orange romulan from TACE (turn and cough extracts)  

Hope everyone is able to make it out to the next event on the 19th but if youre not able to then you can head over and check out our friends at www.chameleonglass.com and treat yourself or a loved one to a fantastic holiday gift that keeps on giving and remember puff puff pass! 

Nov 27, 2015
GNFpodcast Episode - 37

Whats up everyone?  I know I said there would be no new podcast but...I lied.  Instead of no podcast I switched up the format and thought I'd share a great live performance from Tame Impala playing their asses off so hopefully you enjoy!  

Head over and check out our friends at www.chameleonglass.com and treat yourself or a loved one to a fantastic holiday gift that keeps on giving and remember puff puff pass! 

Nov 20, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 36

Welcome to another episode of GNFpodcast!  Hope you guys are all set up for an early morning Friday smoke sesh with me.  I talk about all sorts of shit in this one so its best to just strap in load up and get lit!  We're Going Nowhere Fast!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs! 

Nov 13, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 35

Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!

Today we're smoking some radioactive darkstar dank down in vault 111 and having a good time!  Im joined by future gaming Dev Jon and we shoot the shit about whats going on in the industry.  Props to Jason on this fine friday the 13th!  We close out with the fact the Doctor is the shit.  Stay lifted!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs! 

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.allbud.com for dispensary and delivery services around you and much much more!

 

 

Nov 6, 2015
GNFpodcast Episode - 34

Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast! 

This week I talk about some of the changes on the marijuana front!  Go go Bernie with your bad self trying to end prohibition on a federal level!  I bitch about some stuff bothering me!  We see the Force come out strong for Daniel and talk about some upcoming Cinema!  Plus I smoke out with you to some new music I came across!  Enjoy! 

 

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs! 

Oct 30, 2015
GNFpodcast Episode 33 - Psychosis

Welcome to another Episode of Going Nowhere Fast!  This week as Halloween approaches I thought I would do something a little different and try something fun for a special eerie episode.  So today the podcast will be me reading/performing a favorite creepy story of mine called Psychosis...Enjoy!  

Please visit our friends over at www.chameleonglass.com and use code GNF10 to save 10%  This week we were lucky enough to get some fire cookies and some blueberry shatter for the show and I've been hitting the Dalek Oiler all morning!  See you next Friday!

Oct 23, 2015
GNFpodcast episode 32 - Let it grow!

 Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!  This week I was finally able to get my lifelong buddy Jerry on the program to give you new growers some tips on how to get started and what to watch out for as far as mistakes!  I also start the episode of with a chill smoke session to some new music from Honey Honey.  Hope you all enjoy the podcast.  There is a small amount of distortion but it is only brief and happens seldomly it was just bad reception as we had to skype since he was unable to make it in.  

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs! Enter code GNF10 and save 10%

Oct 16, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 31 - Lets Smoke

 Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!
 

I talk a little bit of cannabis news and current events as well as decide to have a virtual online smoke session that I hope you all participate in!

I've been really busy this month with everything coming at me at once but have a bunch of great episodes set up for next month!  So thanks for listening and hope you have a great weekend!

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs! 

Oct 9, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 30

It's Friday, which means it's time to wake and bake and listen to a new episode of Going Nowhere Fast!  I'd appreciate it if you could visit my buddies over at www.chameleonglass.com use the code GNF10 to save 10%

 

On todays show I take a look back at History and correct some of the bullshit were taught at an early age.  I was joined by long time friend and previous guest the mad Piper.  We had a good time and I hope you all do as well!  Light up & stay lit!

Oct 2, 2015
GNFpodcast Episode 29 - Wake n Bake

 Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!
 

I talk a little bit of cannabis news and space talk.  Also what's coming up in the next few weeks on the podcast.  

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs!

Sep 25, 2015
GNFpodcast - Wake N Bake

Just a small announcement wake and bake session here on GNFpodcast today!  Hope you all have a great week and I'll see you next Friday for a new full episode you dont want to miss!  Until then why not check out www.chameleonglass.com and pick up a new piece

Sep 18, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 27

Welcome to another episode of Going Nowhere Fast!  This podcast is a special one for me because we discuss the Doctor!  Thats right the Doctor is in!  With season 9 about to start I invited my friend and creator of Multitap podcast Justin to come over and get his badwolf on.  We managed to get some whovian discussion going but also managed to veer in seven different ways at once.  I know I had a great time and hope you enjoy me making an idiot out of myself for your amusement...not really it was for me!  I regret nothing!  Also make sure you head over to our friends at Chameleon Glass by clicking the link www.chameleonglass.com and use the code GNF10 for 10 % off!

Sep 11, 2015
Going Nowhere Fast - Episode 26

Its Friday and here we are again!  Thanks for checking out this weeks episode.  Today I give a updated review on Gaia Express after a very negative experience.  I talk about some crazy science a little bit of cannabis news and whats coming up in the next few weeks on the podcast.  

Please take a minute to head over to our friends at www.Chameleonglass.com for all your glass needs! 

 

Follow me on IG @GNFpodcast 

& Twitter @primetimeguru

Sep 4, 2015
GNFpodcast - Episode 25 - Free Weed!

This episode is brought to you by Chameleon Glass!  Make sure you head over and check out all the heady glass theyve got for sale!  Made in the USA!  

 

On the podcast this week FREE WEED!  I picked up some great concentrates from Serenity Farms Inc.  it was delicious, you can see pictures on my IG at GNFpodcast.

 

I also go over what to expect on the next few shows!  Also I have a conversation with my good buddy Paul with a surprise Bday call to discuss zombies and Anime!  

 

If you're in Sacramento you need to check out cityoftreessmokeout on IG  and youtube! Sacramento dab and flower bar every Friday with a $15 admission!  Free dabs and flowers!

Aug 28, 2015
GNFpodcast -24  Coffee & Weed

This week I talk about whats going on around the world this week, smoke some cannabis and enjoy my coffee.  Join me?

Some notes about the show:

"Fighting for Freedom" is a documentary film telling the powerful story of Justin Wren, professional MMA fighter (former UFC fighter) turned Big Pygmy brother, fighting for the freedom of the Pygmies in the Congo. 

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/210178929/fighting-for-freedom

 WHO IS BREEZY PUFFS?

A human, dog mom, hashtag creator & host, writer of things on sticky notes, content contributor for many sites, social media consultant for companies, social media marketing and above all  👉 Social Media Junkie . It makes the world fun. 

 http://breezypuffs.com/

 Make sure to check out http://chameleonglass.com/about-us/chameleon/

WHY CHAMELEON?

 REAL PEOPLE, REAL INNOVATION.

It’s not just a slogan, or a catchy graphic that we stick in the header of our website. At Chameleon, we work hard to come up with new and original concepts. Our standards for quality are unmatched in the industry. Not everything we do makes it into production. But the constant evolution through trial and error is what has made our products the best. We perform quality control checks under light and polariscope to detect cracks prior to shipping on every piece to ensure that defective glass and hidden imperfections are never delivered to our customers. We also check for functional superiority and aesthetic consistency to ensure the piece smokes well and looks like what we show on our website and in our catalog. So, even though you are buying a unique, hand made product, it won’t leave our shop unless passes these stringent standards. Follow us on Instagram, and you’ll get to see some of our cool one-offs and prototypes that help spawn our innovation.

MADE IN THE USA

We live in an increasingly globalized world, and you may think that little four word phrase doesn’t mean much anymore. When it comes to glass pipes, I can assure you that it certainly does matter. First, Chameleon Glass offers a 100% satisfaction money back guarantee. So if you’re not happy with our product, all you have to do is send it back. That’s reason enough for us to ensure that we are only shipping the finest in craftsmanship and quality to our customers. Second, our biggest competition in the glass industry are cheap knock-offs made in China. You probably don’t need to be reminded of the numerous reports of unsafe, tainted or contaminated products from China. There are reports of everything from poisoned baby formula and pet food to lead-laden toys and flip flops that cause chemical burns. The FDA consistently rejects food imports from China because of high levels of bacteria, carcinogens, and other gut-wrenching substances. Additionally, the US doesn’t allow glass pipe imports. That means that if you buy glassware made overseas, it came into this country without holes drilled in it (because then it’s technically not a pipe). It is then drilled out, leaving noxious gasses and fine glass dust particles to be inhaled by you. Still wanna buy that cheap Chinese-made glass pipe?

CRAFTSMANSHIP

 It’s worth mentioning again (and again). We are mad-crazy about making the best. Our pipes are double blown, hand-worked inside and out. The result is amazingly crisp, clean patterning and bright colors. For our signature color changing pipes, we have perfected the art of interlacing levels of silver, gold, platinum and copper for maximum color change. Finally, all of our pipes are annealed in the finest glass kilns to ensure they are strong and resistant to breaking. We have been in business for over 20 years. There’s something to be said about the experience that this brings. You won’t find a more innovative production shop out there. So, if you dig cool new glass designs, buy the original and support innovation!

Aug 21, 2015
Going Nowhere Fast Podcast - Episode 23

This weeks episode is brought to you by www.chameleonglass.com Real People, Real Innovation ONLY made in the USA!  & by www.galaxy-enails.com the only quartz infused cermaic enail made for taste and smoothness! 

 

This week I finally got my old buddy Steve from up in the great white beyond to the north eh!  We talk about whats going on with the world today and how smoking cannabis just improves everything!  This week I torch up some flame GSC wax and some beautiful og kush from Gaia Express make sure you check them out if you're in the Sacramento area!  Hope you enjoy the show be sure to add me on IG @GNFpodcast and on twitter @primetimeguru and you can always email the show at GNFpodcast@gmail.com

Aug 14, 2015
GNFpodcast Episode - 22

In todays podcast I talk about medical marijuana and parenting a bit, and dive into the war on drugs and smoke some fire weed from Gaia Express!

Check out the Khalifa Kush I was smoking this week from 916 collective/delivery service Gaia Express! https://sites.google.com/site/gaiaexpress420/  or on weedmaps HERE!

I'll add more show notes later if you want to know what happens you'll just have to listen.

Since youre here though head over to

www.chameleonglass.com and check out all the sick glass and if you haven't signed up for www.cannabox.com what are you waiting for?!

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